Yes, I have sold out. No, I no longer seek newness, adventure, exotic, authenticity - give me my playparks, amenities, half-board and convenience. I am prey to all the cheesy money-making sellers of flashing junk. I am a tired mom of a toddler and a pre-schooler. Vacation means they need to be entertained, safe, and well fed.
Alas, I am in Rimini, beach destination for the Italian masses. Party town for the college-aged.
Absolute paradise for the tired mom.